I went to a Christian singles’ meeting last night. I am now convinced I’ll probably just die alone. Please pray for the other people that go…I feel terrible for them. It’s so sad and hopeless. Plus your life is multiples harder because you can’t split bills with a spouse. Also…Why would a church have only married people give lessons at singles meetings? Uhm…just because we’re single, we are capable of reading the Bible and forming messages. Goodness. Hilarious.